legwarmernation

Something funny happened the other day. I couldn't decide if I wanted to blog about it because of the mixed signal it gives

A pretty long while ago, I decided that I was done counting calories. A lesser while back, I decided that regular visits to the scale were going to stop happening. Both feel obsessive and I'm not particularly obsessive about my weight or how many calories I consume. But for shits and giggles, I got on the scale about a week ago.

I had gained almost 5 pounds. WTH was that? I realized that I had been on vacay for 9 days, and on a cruise at that. Maybe I had been sloppy about my regular diet or snacking more than usual?

I was perplexed, so I sent a few obligatory text messages.

"How do I lose 5 lbs, what in the hell, I don't know what happened."